I want to be on the television...

An ordinary interview set.
Interviewer sitting with man with large semitic polystyrene nose.

Interviewer:  Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond:  That's not my name.
Interviewer:  I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
Raymond:  No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
Interviewer:  You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
Raymond:  Ah, anti-semitism!
Interviewer:  Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It's polystyrene.
Raymond:  Give me my nose back.
Interviewer:  You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond:  I want to be on the television.
Interviewer:  Well you can't.

- Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode 19, 1970.